I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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