I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Dicks are not precious.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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