if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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