Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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