Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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