It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
