like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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