So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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