You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.