i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
