who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
