A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Found the puke drawer
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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