your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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