he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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