): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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