Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Randomize
