fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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