plz talk dirty to me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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