I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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