just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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