Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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