marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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