maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
