That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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