Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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