Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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