I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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