How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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