so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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