you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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