hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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