? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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