I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My penis needs a shock collar
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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