Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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