What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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