Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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