Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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