I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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