Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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