what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
My life is pants optional.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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