I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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