Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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