? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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