Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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