Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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