Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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