I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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