Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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