I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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