She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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