I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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